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Friday, September 3, 2010  |

In your school; there are 4 levels, plus 1 small level. 8 classes in each normal levels, 3 classes in the small level. So, total, there are 35 classes. Each class have an average of 38 pupils, total pupils = 1130. Out of the 1130, you know some of them, as classmates and friends and seniors. So, there is still a big part of unknown strangers. If amongst them you found someone, everything is two-way-ed, then, well, you're lucky. 90% is always one-way-ed. ): Because we're not good enough compared to others. And we can probably find someone better. When that someone is already the best. So, continue processing energy to the power when it wont be on. Until one day you fused yourself. Then you realise that this power socket sucks. Actually it doesnt suck. Its just your voltage dont fit. ^^
Not saying this based on anything. I'm feeling weird today. Eccentric?

Results; 2A 2B 2C 2D. Well, not satisfied. I didnt revise anyway. Hais. Own resorts.


Hahah thank you Huihui ♥ !

-EDIT- @917pm.

A Mom is driving her little girl to a friend’s house for a play date.“Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?”

“Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,” the mother warns. “It is not polite.”

“Ok,” the little girl says. “How much do you weigh?”

“Now really,” the mother says, “these are personal questions, and really none of your business.”

Undaunted, the little girl asks, “Why did you and daddy get a divorce?”

“That is enough questions, honestly!” The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

“My Mom wouldn’t tell me anything,” the little girl says to her friend.

“Well,” said the friend, “all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card—it has everything on it.”

Later that night, the little girl says to her mother, “I know how old you are. You are 32.”

The mother is surprised and asks, “How did you find that out?”

“I also know that you weigh 140 pounds.” The mother is past surprise and shocked now.

“How in heaven’s name did you find that out?”

“And,” the little girl says triumphantly, “I know why you and daddy got a divorce.”

“Oh really?” the mother asks. “And why’s that?”

“Because you got an F in sex.”


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